A Little Lesson in How Italian's Do Business

Here's another forward from my Dad. I thought it was pretty funny.

Luigi says to his son, "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."

Son says, "I will choose my own bride!!!

"Luigi says, "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.."

Son answers, "Well, in that case . . .. ok"

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says, "I have a husband for your daughter..."

Bill Gates answers, "But my daughter is too young to marry!!"

Luigi says, "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates answers: "Ah, in that case . . .. ok."

Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank. Luigi says, "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

The president answers, "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"

Luigi says, "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."

The president answers, "Ah, in that case . . . ok"

And that, my friends, is how Italians do business!